Urgently seeking the four crowds of comic dialogue script. Essence Essence

The opening of Shi Fuguan
Shi Fuguan: Hello everyone, I am very happy to participate in this Peony Awards evening, especially in our Nanjing Awards, which has this special significance. Because this Jiangsu, this sports career ... (at this time Hou Yaowen)
Hou Yaowen: Hey! Intersection Are you here?
The wealthy: Isn't it!
Hou Yaowen: Find you for a long time!
The Shi Fuguan: I am waiting for you for a long time!
Hou Yaowen: You can't do such a big activity!
The wealthy: Isn't it ~
Hou Yaowen: When did you come?
Shi Fuguan: Come and come for a while
Hou Yaowen: Haha, hello (at this time Yu Qian Shang two people shaking hands to dry Shi Fuguan on the side)
Shi Fuguan: Don't say hello to me ... they talked about them, they talked about them. Yes, I then performed my show.
Hou, Yu: Hey! Why! You are here! We can't find you anymore!
The wealth: Yes
Hou, Yu: No you can!
The wealthy: Too much award ~ (At this time, Guo Degang, Hou, Yu, and Guo, shaking hands)
Hou, Yu: Find you for a long time!
Guo: Really!
stones: It's messy ... I thought I said hello to me!
Hou, Yu, Guo: Hey! Why! You are here! This activity, no you can! We are looking for you! (Shi Xiangyuan looked at it, see who else ~)
Hou: No, just look for you, look at the world.
stones: Really find me?
Hou: Find you for a long time!
Yu: Yes, why do you ignore us?
Hou: Yes!
Yu: Dry us
Stone: Gan me three times!
Guo: There is nothing about me here! Their grandfather made a noise ~
Stone: The performance of the award party ... you see you ...
Hou: Yes, it is a performance, you can't do it alone. Essence你看，你看，我徒弟来了~rn石：这我徒弟也来啦~rn郭：全来了rn侯：德刚，rn郭：怎么着， master?
Hou: I have heard of you and Yu Qian two recently?
Guo: Everyone holds it ~
Hou: Hold, it is a bit reasonable, you can't hold it blindly.
Guo: Really?
: But ah
Guo: You said
Hou: You can remember
Guo: Hey
Hou: Ah, you are Jia
Guo Guo : I am
Hou: He went to B
Guo: Um ~ yes!
Hou: You, you are a flower
Guo: I am a flower
Hou: Hey, you are safflower
Guo: How about him?
Hou: He is a green leaf
Guo: Is this pressed with his face?
Hou: To him green, he is like ~
Guo: yes
Hou: Is it right?
Guo: Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhin
Guo: Yes, Master
Stone: Recently cooperated with De Gang, very popular with everyone?
Yu: Everyone lifts love ~
Stone: Ah. To do a good job of cooperative relationship
Yu: We are good
Stone: Remember, the relationship between the two of you
Yu, you say
n Yu: Ah
Stone: Say comic dialogue, three -pointer, seven points, we have 70 %
for: weight is larger than him!
: Of course!
Yu: Strong weight!
Stone: Future relationships, remember, we account for 70 %
于: I have the bottom of
stones: hey
： ：: Understand!
Hou: I said wealth is rich. Can't
Stone: Less rehearsal opportunities
Hou: Let's take advantage of them today, let them all say a cross talk, let's pick the problem
Stone: OK Ah, the opportunity is rare
Hou: Remember that we are safflower,
Stone: We account for seven points
Guo: I am more solid in my heart, let's say a paragraph today. Also, my master is there, and give us pointers. Thank you for your silent encouragement. I am glad to come here. Those who know and do not know. Guo Degang, Yu Qian. Two people have a long cooperation. For me, I always think that Qian Brother is better than me.
Yu: You are so polite
Guo: Why, because people are better than me at home,
: Family influence is very important
Guo: Some people are not familiar with, not very familiar, Let me introduce, Yu Qian's father, Wang, for Beijing ...
Yu: No right, do n’t talk down. My surname Yu, how can my father surnamed Wang?
Guo: What do you mean?
Yu: Also surnamed Yu!
Guo: Also surnamed Yu?
Yu: Ah ah
Guo: Everyone does not know much, Father Yu is amazing. It is an old scientist
Yu:
Guo: Research is the name of the study ———— n in: Is this scientific research?
Guo: We do n’t understand, so we carried a iron puppet and went out. After turning over the mountains, we opened the grave. There was a pot in it, and there was a bowl.
Yu: It is called stealing grave and digging the grave
Guo: amazing, scientific research.
Yu: No scientific research
Guo: I also met good things
Yu: Have you seen it?
Guo: Then go out, click on the stubbornly, when you see a dead corpse lying in the grave, there is no bone in the long age, and there is no meat left. Stick, write Ruyi's golden hoop stick
Yu: My father threw Sun Monkey's grave!
Guo: Weighing 36,000 pounds, his father is quite wondering
Yu: What do you say?
Guo: Oh, the grave of the brother
Yu: Where is this? Where is my brother?
Guo: Don't you shout like this?
Yu: The TV series can shout like this. My dad cannot be with the pig eight precepts
Guo: I do n’t know if it ’s true, it’ s fake
. : It's really big, long! Get ~ Long! Yes ~ The bigger the more you can't get away, the little little little little
Yu: Is it small?
Guo: Little ones are like a needle. I picked it up and hid in my ears.
Yu: He is Sun Monkey
Guo: Just hid, the village chief is here, why are you doing that? Nothing to do nothing. Do you plans Sun Wukong this grave? No ! Where is this golden hoop? take it out. I didn't move. You are looking for unlucky!
Yu: What is it?
Guo: You want to go. Big ! Dead ~
Yu: Go you!
Hou, Shi: After finishing speaking?
Guo, Yu: After that, let's take a look at
Hou: You come over and come over and tell you
Guo: What is it?
Hou: Why are you not lingering yet?
Guo: What about he pressed me?
Hou: Yes, his voice pressed you! In addition, your speech is too slow, and there are many empty gears in the middle of your speech. He can add the words in, you can't let him talk in, you are spending a child
Stone: You, this word, too little
Yu: Ah?
Stone: You have to speak
: I just have these words
Stone: That's not a matter, let's take seven points, more words
：: Change him?
stones: In addition, you have to be tall.
Yu: Pressing him?
stones: You have to press him!
Yu: Don't let him speak?
stones: hey! If you play like this, he will look good! Let's take advantage of seven points! Come again again! rn郭：我长了，我长了我师父跟我说了（开始抢话）rn于：再来再来这个相声…rn郭：我给大家来说一段r N Yu: Two people perform
Guo: Four homework
Guo, Yu: Speak learning teasing
Guo: In our comic dialogue ... (Continue to grab words! Then fight! )
Hou: Okay!
Guo: Do ​​we pay attention to taste ~ Ha
Hou: Yes
Guo: He still hand! Master
Hou: How humorous!
Stone: This is still humorous?
Hou: Come here
Guo: He returned, the master ~
Stone: Crosstalk modified, this is not possible, Hu's idea
Hou: Question
Stone: What are the problems?
Hou: Psychological problems, no
stone: your pair!
Hou: How can you act like this? Watching me and my Teacher Shi, we will play you again
stones: Hey
Guo: Learn from you
Hou: This is called cooperation. This time, the two of us will give you a cross talk
Stone: How good do you see two people
: The two of us have been working for more than forty years
R n: Until now, everyone may not be sure about the names of the two of us
Stone: Can't distinguish it?
Hou: Let me introduce you
Stone: You talk about
Hou: My real name is Hou Yaowen
Stone: My real name is Shi Fukuan
Hou: My art name What is called Hou Yaohua
Stone: My art name is Shi Faye
Hou: Hey ~ This is right
Guo: Dar as ah
Stone: Why am I dropped myself, Intersection I am a flower, you are Ye Hou Yaoye
Hou: Hou Yaohua
Stone: Shi Fuhua
Hou: You are called Shi Fa Ye
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Guo: This shame is lost!
Hou: I haven't seen him so unreasonable
Guo: He is like this, mixed with
stones: How do you make a teacher, you!
Hou: What is the teacher table?
Guo: Master
Hou: What is the teacher's watch? I don't have a fever
Stone: You don't understand the word teacher! Intersection
Guo: After that, you stop your master, you stop, how can you have your family?
Yu: You are not at the height
Guo: Do ​​you stop, do n’t make trouble, do n’t make trouble, do n’t talk about conscience. No one is lazy if you are lazy. Do you know?
Yu: What are you lazy?
Guo: Do ​​you and this irritate or ignite this
Yu: What kind of wind did I make me?
Guo: Don't you say that you can fight (the two of them quarreled again and again, the master stepped forward to persuade) Do you know that I am horizontal?
Hou: Teacher Shi, come to you
Guo: This cross talk is too tired, so I ca n’t tell the strength
Hou: Let me unite and solidarize you, let me explain to you Teacher Shi
Guo: Who are you fighting?
Hou: Don't beat people! Don't beat people
Stone: It's endless, you
Guo: Saying to tease
Hou: Speak learning to sing!
stones: Is it teasing?
Guo: I changed it?
Hou: Teacher Shi, Mr. Shi, I tell you
Stone: Hey

Stone: Yes
Hou: Now it has changed from leaves to spending
stones: Yes, this sounds comfortable
People are all flowers
Guo, Shi: Hey ~ yes!
Yu: What about that leaf?
Hou, Shi, Guo: You are left
Yu: Sanhua, just one leaf?
Hou, Shi, Guo: Yes Yu Ye Yu Ye
Hou: You haven't listened to them, oh, you see again ~ Let us say
Is that we say
Stone: Sa Huan?
呢 ：: Who do you come over?
Stone: No, I watched me and I dizzy. I don't know which one I was.
Guo: You are here. No,
Stone: Isn't it him who wants to be this flower?
Stone: You see how awkward we sprinkle flowers. The three of us can sing
Guo: Can you fight
Stone: You can't sing
：: Why can't I sing? When I was a kid, I practiced with them.
Stone: I haven't taught you to sing.
stones: ，, have you been a private kung fu?
Yu: Yes
Stone: Too a few words, let the two of them listen to
: I also tell you, as long as you sing, you are also flowers r
n Guo: Yes
Yu: We all all flowers?
Hou: Yes, all four people spent
stones: Who is Ye?
: The group of people brought by Shi Shengjie just now is called Ye
stone, Guo, Yu: Oh! A group of leaves
stones: Oh, so good apprentice sang two sentences for them
Yu: The one that Shi Shengjie sang today drinking celebration wine today? Here is a paragraph
Guo: The singing is really good
Yu: Did I sing? It's not bad
Guo: I boasted that you are waiting for you
Yu: Today, I drink a lot of money with the same aspiration. More stronger than Shi Shengjie
Stone: Can you pick out the problem?
Hou: But let me talk to you, if we learn to sing, let's learn at most two or three points
于: Yes, we are not as good as others
Hou: Yes, listen to the Beijing opera people to listen to our cross talk actors? People listen to Kui Zhi, so we can't sing Kui Zhi
Yu: You have to learn
Hou: So we have to change it, let me tell you 364 in China, you have to take these few words. How beautiful is it to sing it with a local show?
Hou: Can you sing? It is related to whether you can become a flower
Yu: It doesn't matter
Hou: Do you learn first? Then let's give you a simple first. You can also learn one example of the three of us for the first sentence of Peking Opera
那: Okay, I also listen to the same drinking wine today
Oathing
Stone: Lai Japan's long -standing skills
Guo: Sprinkle blood and write spring and autumn
Hou, Shi, Yu: Okay!

Talk about teasing